Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

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Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

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How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!