What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

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Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.