What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

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What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.