Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

Brexit Vote Jokes More Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.