Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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The Captain's Log.

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He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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Brexit.

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The tea towel

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When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.