Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.