He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
He fell out of the tree
The real joke is always in the comments!"
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here