He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
Condom-Mints
You Poke-r Face.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
A redditor
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)