How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.