What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.