What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.