What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet