Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.