Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What's the difference between being artistic and autistic?

Just one letter.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.