Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail