Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S