What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Valley Girl Jokes More Valley Girl Jokes

Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.