What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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H. Ross Parrot

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They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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A ball-point Penguin!

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Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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Because it came out of the pen.

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my pen is

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).