Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball