Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Why did the farmer win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.