How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.