Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!