Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

Little Pig Jokes More Little Pig Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.