How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !