How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.