How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !