What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.