What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ?

Amanda the table!

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling