What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.