What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork