What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork