What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?