How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF