Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

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Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.