Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

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What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.