Orangutan Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.