What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!