What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What did you win?

Atrophy

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?