What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."