What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

In Bhuddapest

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR