Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.