Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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I'm in, but I'm not decent."

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.