What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back