Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.