Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.