Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels