Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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Lentil next time.

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I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.