Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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He had a Saturday Night Fever

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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You condition it

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men