What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist