How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)