How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.