Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.