Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.