What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.