What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."