What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.