What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.