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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case