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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Nunja.

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Evo-lotion.

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It always had some sort of weed on it!

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He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.

What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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His K'Nex!

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a ducks favourite drug?

quack