What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...