What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.