What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.