What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

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What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.