What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

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What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.