How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

How do you write poop in Australia?

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