Nun chucks.
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To make them happy before they die.
With a Pb & J sandwich
Gluten
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Poison by Christian Dior !
It was I, **RIO**!!!
A shootout.
Because it means urine trouble
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
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He ate Rameet!
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
Teaching the chicken to cook
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
None, Mexicans do it for them.
In an American nursing home.
BringemYoung University
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)