What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.