What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.