What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

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About ten minutes.

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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur