Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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What does Sally have?

Cancer.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!