What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.