What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What's harder the softer it gets?

Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)

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What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.