Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Doggie Bag Jokes More Doggie Bag Jokes

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.