Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

Doggie Bag Jokes More Doggie Bag Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.