What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.