What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.