How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man