The screen stays black when you check the time.
Of course, there's , but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
It's only check, mate
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
I am not a cook
A bananosecond
Cross fit.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
It goes back four seconds.
Because he's a Wino-saur!
A lunchbox
