How do you know its noon on an Apple Wa...

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox