How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
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There is correction fluid on screen.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
What are our scientists doing
Please wait...
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
Star wars !
HDMI
Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.
I'm having a movement"
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Gold digging
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
Hey, watch this.
Knot movies
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
Shedding season
The white amount.
Because it's white & on their land.
