Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.