Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
Your girlfriend!
It ova slept.
He had swine flu
A Crystal Methodist.
Finnish Hymn!
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
because he's a kaiju
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
Put him in a synagogue.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
