Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
They were both two shellfish
In the kitchen.
a Guardian of the Galaxy
Let us spray
Because they cantaloupe.
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
the republican presidential candidates.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Black people can't swim.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
They're full of acidic juice.
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
