Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
A: Turn Rachmanin off.
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
Flyspray
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Islam.
Boo-ddhism
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
because he's a kaiju
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Have a good one, son."
Black people can't swim.
Put him in a synagogue.
They're full of acidic juice.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
