How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple