How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple